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    I'm Your Bogey Man
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    Apprentice Greytalker

    Joined: Sep 25, 2004
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    From: Turn around

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    Tue Sep 28, 2004 5:30 pm  
    I'm Your Bogey Man

    Since Smedger is being so nice to me, Shocked since there's something of an oldtimer reunion going on Happy and since I'm having a great time getting to know a bunch of folks who are new to me Happy , I think I will revive a former practice. Technically, its called a filk.

    Having really looked around Canonfire now for the first time, the place looks pretty good. Nice opening screen. Nice interior. But you need a theme song. I’ve taken the liberty. Something like this when you hit the opening screen. .

    (To the tune of, Welcome to Jungle, Guns N Roses, Appetite for Destruction - with apologies to Axl Rose, the greatest frontman _ever_ (after Diamond Dave and your’s truly Wink )

    Welcome To The Dungeon

    Welcome to the dungeon
    Canon-fire fun n' games
    We got everything you Hawk
    In Greyhawk, we know the names
    We are the people that can find
    Whatever you may need
    If you talk the Hawk, honey
    We’ve got your disease

    In the dungeon
    Welcome to the dungeon
    Canonfire’l bring you to your knees
    You know we’re gonna please

    Welcome to the dungeon
    Its Greyhawk everyday
    If you want it you're gonna bleed
    But Grey’s th’ only price you’ll pay
    And it’s a very sexy game
    If you’re very hard to please
    You can join Canon-fire
    And you can join for free
    In the Dungeon
    Welcome to the Dungeon
    Feed my, my, my, feed my neeeeed
    I, I wanna hear you scream (GREYHAWK!)

    Welcome to the dungeon
    It gets better everyday
    Ya learn ta post like a Greyhawk pro
    Its Canonfire where we play
    If you got a hunger for what you see
    You'll contribute eventually
    You can have all the Hawk you want
    But you better not fake it with me

    In the dungeon
    Welcome to the dungeon
    Greyhawk’l bring you to your knees
    You know its gonna please

    And once you're Grey you never
    Ever want to slow down

    You know where you are
    You're in Greyhawk baby
    Its never gonna die

    In the dungeon
    Welcome to the dungeon
    Greyhawk’s gonna bring you to your knees

    In the dungeon
    Welcome to the dungeon
    We’re gonna feed your, your
    We’re gonna feed your neeeeeeed

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    Kobold Pinata

    Joined: Oct 18, 2002
    Posts: 92
    From: Melbourne, Australia

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    Tue Sep 28, 2004 7:58 pm  

    ...
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    In more modern times, only Delglath of Rinloru is known to have crafted any items from the stone of this atrocious place. Even masters of the dark arts such as Xaene and Karoolck would hesitate to follow.
    Adept Greytalker

    Joined: May 14, 2002
    Posts: 429
    From: Renton WA

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    Wed Sep 29, 2004 1:05 pm  

    intersting...
    Master Greytalker

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    From: Orlane, Gran March

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    Thu Sep 30, 2004 5:02 am  

    Disturbing.... I know a good therapist. Happy
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    Thu Sep 30, 2004 6:55 am  
    wow

    Nice, that took some time to do. The opening song would be great!
    Adept Greytalker

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    From: Ithaca, New York

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    Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:47 pm  

    That rhythmic thumping you hear is me hitting my head on the wall.

    The clattering is every single old fogey here reaching for their medication.

    Welcome back, Screed. Wink

    Nell.

    Who dares to think life just got interesting again.
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