Canonfire!

Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:44 pm Webcomic

Not sure which forum this goes in, put it where ya will guys.

http://wogcomic.topcities.com/index.htm

Its a webcomic by me of course. Satire of GH and the gods in general, you'll see what I mean. Enjoy.

Thu Feb 10, 2005 11:11 pm

funny stuff

Fri Feb 11, 2005 1:03 am

Thanks Wes. Keep reading and spread the word. Happy

Fri Feb 11, 2005 3:01 am

Very funny. Laughing

Good work!

Fri Feb 11, 2005 7:20 am

Mort, these are great. How often can we expect updates? Wink

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Sun Feb 13, 2005 7:59 am

Thanks for the support guys.

Abysslin: I anticipate keeping a weekly schedule for new strips. Weekends preferrably, Saturdays and Sundays most often. As long as my GH material keeps up I can keep that pace, otherwise if I hit a creative wall I could drop down to bi-weekly. I wouldn't publish any less frequently though or I'll lose my audience I'd wager. So, as long as the GH community keeps buzzing I'll keeping satirizing.

Mon Feb 14, 2005 3:49 am

Them's pretty funny.

Mon Feb 14, 2005 7:17 am

You know it, and I'm just getting started!

Mon Feb 14, 2005 9:23 am

It`s kind of a reversion of those strange greyhawk meta-onomastics or whattheyrecalled. I like it! Happy

Mon Feb 14, 2005 11:30 am

I have no idea what the those onomastic-thingamajigs are but as long as I'm on a roll, that works for me.

Tue Feb 15, 2005 11:52 am

Great stuff! Thanks for sharing with us. Now I wants more....

Tue Feb 15, 2005 2:13 pm

Way to go Mortellan! Now I've got even more websites to keep track of. Now if only I could stetch out time.... Happy

Tue Feb 15, 2005 6:18 pm

Nice work Mortellen it kind of reminds me of Knights of the Dineer Table with The Greyhawk Patheon.

Tue Feb 15, 2005 11:02 pm

Oh I could only hope it gets that good. Keep your fingers crossed. Confused

Wed Feb 16, 2005 7:29 am

This is good stuff. Easily as good (actually better, IMO) as what is published in Dragon and Dungeon. You should hit up Mona for a spot or at least a couple cameos.
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Wed Feb 16, 2005 8:20 am

Wed Feb 16, 2005 8:55 am

Mort- submit a link too, would yah?

Add a CF Link
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Wed Feb 16, 2005 11:59 pm

Dragon or Dungeon...woo wee that would be something. Back in the day I always wanted to get something on Dragonmirth. Who knows where this will lead. Keep reading and keep pressing me.

Speaking of which, yeah abysslin, i'll look into the link thing asap.

by the by, everyone i need input. check my 'Deities' section on the navbar, I currently have pics posted of the gods I've featured. i'll continually add to the list. What sort of information would be best to go along with it?

Thu Feb 17, 2005 9:48 am

Thu Feb 17, 2005 5:57 pm

Comic #3 is posted. I think yall will like the subject matter.

Thu Feb 24, 2005 4:31 pm

Comic #4 is up. Enjoy. More to come! Cool

Thu Feb 24, 2005 9:44 pm

Comic 4 was really good ! Poor old Skotti got taken out over a game of darts !

Fri Mar 04, 2005 12:18 am

#5 is posted. Enjoy.

http://wogcomic.topcities.com/index.htm

Fri Mar 04, 2005 6:59 am

Nice, I say give her to the elves. Humans don't need her.
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Thu Mar 10, 2005 6:02 pm

Number 6 is posted. Enjoy.

Fri Mar 11, 2005 7:45 am

Mortellan, I am just ignorant. Who are the twins? I did not see them on your deities link.

Fri Mar 11, 2005 11:50 am

Fri Mar 11, 2005 12:48 pm

Mort, Heronious and Hextor was great. I always wondered why they were in such opposition. The Candy Culprit. Never expected that one. Laughing

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Fri Mar 11, 2005 6:31 pm

The hextor Heironious thing was ok I still like the Skotti one the best !

Fri Mar 11, 2005 10:36 pm

Never fear Wolfsire, I'll update the Deities section when I can! :P

Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:28 am

Thanks, Mortellan. The Deities section is as good as the comics.

Thu Mar 17, 2005 9:09 am

Top of the mornin' to yall!

W.o.G. is updated! Wink

Thu Mar 17, 2005 11:58 am

Oh, Mort! You have to fix it! I've clicked the thumbnail and the menu to the left for the new update and I'm getting the red x syndrome for both. I wanna see, I wanna see!
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Thu Mar 17, 2005 5:11 pm

GAH, sorry about the tease, Tedra. ALL FIXED! Shocked

Thu Mar 24, 2005 5:59 am

All updated! Give me a good clubbing if the links don't work this time Embarassed

Thu Mar 24, 2005 10:42 am

Can you repost the link when you update? Unless I am missing something, I need to go back to the beginning of the topic and locate your link.
I have enjoyed your comics immensely. Thanks for sharing them (and producing more). Happy

Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:44 pm

These are hilarious parodies of Greyhawk and demonstrate the creativity that the setting inspires as well as the audience-community we've built.

Big ups Mortellan!

Fri Mar 25, 2005 2:43 am

Fri Mar 25, 2005 5:48 pm

Good idea with the sig, never thought of that! :P

Yeah Erik's commented on it to me in chat, not anywhere else I'm aware of though. I'm sure by the time I build a nice body of work on this I'll get some consideration maybe for a published spot. Who knows.

Fri Mar 25, 2005 6:01 pm

when did you last update Mort? when I go there it still tells me that the last update was the 17th, and the Cuthbert comic is still listed as new and there are no one newr that I can find anyplace?

Fri Mar 25, 2005 6:07 pm

double post

Fri Mar 25, 2005 6:08 pm

Hmm....I updated it yesterday. I try to keep a Thursday schedule. No one else has mentioned it not being updated, odd. Here's the direct link anyways.

http://wogcomic.topcities.com/title/wogstrip8.htm

and speaking of links, I tried to put a link in my CF! signature, it didn't take anyway I put it. HTML or bbCode. Odd.

Thu Mar 31, 2005 2:21 pm

New comic posted. Laughing

http://wogcomic.topcities.com/title/wogstrip9.htm

Thu Mar 31, 2005 2:33 pm

I dont read alot of comics if any but I have to admit that was funny and I would like to see more of your work.
Good Job Happy

Thu Mar 31, 2005 4:17 pm

Excellent, Mort! Laughing

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Thu Mar 31, 2005 8:13 pm

Also I hope you don't mind, Mort, but I'd like to put a big 'ol link to your webcomic on the homepage of my GH site. Cool

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Mon Apr 04, 2005 10:33 pm

Sure thing Tedra, but wait on it a bit because I a moving my site to a different and more user friendly location. Keep an eye on it for developments.

Tue Apr 05, 2005 12:19 am

Not a problem Mort. I think I remember you mentioned pop-ups as a problem? I never noticed, my high-powered pop-up annihilater gets 'em. Cool

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Thu Apr 07, 2005 1:35 pm

The site is updated ANNNND moved to a spiffy new location, enjoy:

http://www.greyhawkonline.com/wogcomic/index.htm

Mon Apr 11, 2005 3:23 pm

I had contemplated posting a polite message saying how great the comics are, but that the last one sucked, politely, of course. What an grateful idiot I felt like Embarassed

when I found out there was more to it if you keep on clicking the pictures. That was wonderful Exclamation

Thanks, Mort.

Mon Apr 11, 2005 4:27 pm

LMAO Wolfsire, don't feel bad. It also took me a moment to realize the image was clickable. Great stuff Mort. Laughing

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Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:02 pm

Variety is the spice of life.

I'm glad you both enjoyed my latest offering. I bet ol Pelor must've prevented ALOT of people from freeing Tharizdun that week. Shocked

Whew.

Tue Apr 12, 2005 3:00 am

Mortellan's webcomic page is now linked to Duicarthan's Daemonite Productions! woot!
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Cheerz,
-Rick "Duicarthan" Miller
Editor-in-Chief, Oerth Journal
http://www.oerthjournal.com http://www.greyhawkonline.com/duicarthan

Tue Apr 12, 2005 4:21 pm

Cool deal. I am now among good company on that link page. One good turn deserves another, Daemonite will go in mine.

Thu Apr 14, 2005 6:56 am

Updated. Whew.

Thu Apr 14, 2005 7:23 am

That gets the Charles Atlas seal of approval Laughing

Thu Apr 14, 2005 7:33 am

Oh, that's my favorite so far Mort!
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Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:20 am

A godling weighing 98 pounds
Will get sand (and blood) in his face
When kicked to the ground
But soon in Ysgard
While works really hard
The sweat from his pores
As he works for is cause
Will make his glisten fantastic
And with massage and just a little bit of magic
He’ll be boolish and thaumaturgic
He’ll be a strong man
Oh, honey, he’ll be a Kord man!

-spoofing a spoof from the Rocky Horror Picture Show

Thu Apr 21, 2005 2:26 pm

haha Wolfsire, nice ditty.

Site is updated. How about some demon lord action for variety?

Tue Apr 26, 2005 2:41 pm

Mortellan, did you change your site again? When I just went there, there were only advertisements.

Tue Apr 26, 2005 9:23 pm

No...the server group I belong to, Greyhawkonline is having technical troubles. It will hopefully only be a few days before everything is back running smoothly.

Thu Apr 28, 2005 3:20 pm

I'm back in business and none too late!

http://www.greyhawkonline.com/wogcomic/

Sun May 01, 2005 11:56 am

Damn entertaining stuff...The deities section especially so...Waiting, day-by-day, for the updates to that section...
Kwint

Sun May 01, 2005 11:30 pm

Thanks kwint! I've been slacking on that section. Confused

Gets harder everytime to come up with snazzy alignment titles. Too many N's!

Thu May 05, 2005 4:18 pm

New strip uploaded today. Fourteen in a row. Happy

Mon May 09, 2005 2:03 am

woot! I did give you a quote for St Cuthbert though, "Forsooth!" I think it fits perfectly. =)
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Cheerz,
-Rick "Duicarthan" Miller
Editor-in-Chief, Oerth Journal
http://www.oerthjournal.com http://www.greyhawkonline.com/duicarthan

Thu May 12, 2005 6:08 am

WoG updated! Now I can rest, zzzz.

Thu May 12, 2005 7:23 am

Thanks for all the fish! You deserve a rest.

Thu May 19, 2005 5:41 am

Comic updated. Perfect timing too I must say. Cool

Thu May 26, 2005 4:29 pm

Hot off the press!

http://www.greyhawkonline.com/wogcomic/title/wogstrip17a.htm

Fri May 27, 2005 6:33 am

Do you think next time I play cards I could get the same result with Susan Bs? Worth a try.

Sat May 28, 2005 4:58 pm

Thu Jun 02, 2005 6:55 am

http://www.greyhawkonline.com/wogcomic/title/wogstrip18a.htm

I think yall will enjoy this one. Wink

Thu Jun 09, 2005 6:34 am

http://www.greyhawkonline.com/wogcomic/

This week features the unlikely pair of Fharlanghn and Rudd!

Thu Jun 09, 2005 8:20 am

See that Nellisir! The Underoerth project is essential to the divine plan!

Thu Jun 16, 2005 3:01 pm

http://www.greyhawkonline.com/wogcomic/

Oh, I'm quite proud of this one! *wipes sweat from brow*

Thu Jun 23, 2005 3:27 pm

Another heroic week from the WoG pantheon. (and a snazzy new banner for the site)

http://www.greyhawkonline.com/wogcomic/

Thu Jun 23, 2005 7:15 pm

Love the banner Mort! Cool

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Fri Jun 24, 2005 3:07 pm

Thank ya very muchly! Happy

Sat Jun 25, 2005 12:11 pm

Hi Mortellan!

Sat Jun 25, 2005 9:20 pm

Absolutely!

Thu Jun 30, 2005 5:27 am

http://www.greyhawkonline.com/wogcomic/

More Greyhawk fun.

Thu Jun 30, 2005 2:40 pm

I suspected as much!

In case anyone did not notice, there are also updates in the dieties section.

Thu Jul 07, 2005 8:04 am

thanks wolf. and have a gander at this week's gem ;)

http://www.greyhawkonline.com/wogcomic/

Thu Jul 07, 2005 1:45 pm

mortellan, your last 2 parodies are too much for me...please, keep drawing these little marvels. Happy

Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:35 pm

I will certainly try Mekorig and I have some other surprises up my sleeve in the coming year.

Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:48 pm

Whew. Another one in the books.

http://www.greyhawkonline.com/wogcomic/

Fri Jul 15, 2005 3:44 am

Bloody demi-humans! Laughing

Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:47 am Haha!

"Wastri's Woes" is by far the best one to date! No coincidence that it's also the most complex one to date. I like how you keep challenging yourself to do better!

~Scott C.

Fri Jul 15, 2005 10:40 pm

Thanks! I'd like to do lengthy ones all the time, but week to week I never know what insipiration level I'm going to be at. As long as I get one out on time I consider my challenge fulfilled, though time to time i do push the envelope creatively. and what makes strips like Wastri's Woes cool is it was wrote by someone else, thats' half the work! Happy

Anyhoo that and the one about Orcus-Demogorgon by Cebrion should illustrate that I do take idea submissions seriously. Making someone else's ideas/words into pictures is a pleasure in life.

Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:39 am

Ah Yeeah, Wee Jas is back...

http://www.greyhawkonline.com/wogcomic/

Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:44 pm

I barely got to the second frame before I busted up laughing. “Amble portfolio” indeed!

Thu Jul 21, 2005 3:16 pm

She works hard for the money....works hard for the money..... Laughing

Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:13 am Hmm...

I think it would have been a funnier ending if Wee Jas had used her "ample portfolio" to seduce Lendor, but it would have been difficult to keep it a G-rated comic strip that way...

~Scott C.

Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:06 pm

Actually, recalling GVD's Black Satin, I thought it was funny to consider that she might have been doing that, despite the absence of a sly upwards, glance.

Thu Jul 28, 2005 2:57 pm

Well, a funny thing happened at work this Wednesday....so....yeah, no comic, check it out.

http://www.greyhawkonline.com/wogcomic/

p.s. on last week's comic, yeah I would've had Wee Jas seducing Lendor but as he is the 'Zeus' of the pantheon I felt uncomfortable having her hit on what may well be her father. Then again, this IS gods we're talking about....ah well, next time!

Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:23 am

Thu Aug 04, 2005 4:44 pm

http://www.greyhawkonline.com/wogcomic/

Another fine cover parody, see if you can identify the gods subtly featured in it. ;)

Fri Aug 05, 2005 11:33 am

Mort-
Who are the deities on the parody cover?...My guesses are Lolth (of course), Pelor, Ehlonna, Corellon and Mayaheine...Will any of them (along with Pyremius from the last? parody) get write-ups on the Deities Page?...
Kwint

Sat Aug 06, 2005 2:33 pm

Can't get any deities past you Kwint! and yes they need to be on the deities page. Pyremius and Lolth definitely. Mayaheine and Correllon will get their chance to shine again soon. Laughing