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Kobold Pinata
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Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:33 pm
The real reason the winner of postfest wasn't announced...
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It's plainly obvious to anyone with a modicum of sense or understanding of the inner 'clique' of Canonfire Staff members.
I won by such a landslide majority, that no matter how they counted the ballots, I was always the clear winner.
Obviously, their hate for me couldn't let them reconcile this most unseemly turn of events, and so they declared a miscount.
Don't fall for their lies! When they ask for more votes, make sure you clearly mark me as #1 so that they have to give the most deserving entrant the prize!
Don't let Holian and his dasterdly crew get away with this conspiracy! Vote 1: Delglath!
Disclaimer: taking this post seriously could cause brain tumors. Poster takes no responsibility.
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Fri Jul 22, 2005 1:46 pm
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The Canofire! Staff would like to send their sincerest apologies to Delglath for not informing him of his winning First Place in the Kobold Pinata Stand-in Contest. Now that the Killer Kobolds have had their fun we wish him a swift recovery so he can serve his sentence to hard labor in the e-mail mines of Ull.
No kobolds were harmed in making this post, although Delglath may well wish that they were.
No really this is a joke so smile dammit!
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Kobold Pinata
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Fri Jul 22, 2005 2:01 pm
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Delglath glares menacingly at Dethand as he waits for his Fast Healing to fix all the holes...
If this text were any smaller, you'd bump your head on the screen trying to read it.
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In more modern times, only Delglath of Rinloru is known to have crafted any items from the stone of this atrocious place. Even masters of the dark arts such as Xaene and Karoolck would hesitate to follow.
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Sat Jul 23, 2005 6:53 pm
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Congradulations Delglath !!
You spolied my Gloating Spell.
Great work however.
I have to admit that your work was very close to #1 on my list.
Keep posting !!!
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Kobold Pinata
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Sat Jul 23, 2005 11:26 pm
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| starbreaker wrote: |
Congradulations Delglath !!
You spolied my Gloating Spell.
Great work however.
I have to admit that your work was very close to #1 on my list.
Keep posting !!! |
Close? CLOSE?!
When the zombie apocolypse comes, and I and my Lord Nerull will make sure that it does, I will reserve a special room for you and give you sentience and a reminder of your former life. Then I shall cut away your head and put it on a bed of salt!
Your screams shall reverberate through the Sand Castle and join in a chorus of thousands of others to provide the place with a bit of ambience, for a thousand, thousand years!
Close... pfft!
The Zombie Apocolypse is real. No, really, it is. Geez, haven't you seen Shaun of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Resident Evil, 24 Days Later or Land of the Dead?
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In more modern times, only Delglath of Rinloru is known to have crafted any items from the stone of this atrocious place. Even masters of the dark arts such as Xaene and Karoolck would hesitate to follow.
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Sun Jul 24, 2005 3:53 am
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Search for the IP-addresses of the votes. Delglath did a conpiracy.
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Sun Jul 24, 2005 9:22 am
Vote?
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I haven't even had time to read one of them yet!
~Scott C.
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Sun Jul 24, 2005 11:58 am
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Del won something? just another sign of the impending apocalypse...
good job Del :)
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Sun Jul 24, 2005 6:52 pm
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Screw that. I should've one.
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Mon Jul 25, 2005 8:01 am
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Okay. So who won the thing? We know it wasn't Delglath. 
If no winner has been announced, what is going on?
When will the winner be announced?
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Mon Jul 25, 2005 9:09 pm
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From what I hear Delglath could not believe that the number of votes he saw for himslelf was the same he saw before his submission and pleaded Gary for a recount. If you ask me sounds like a Bush election to me.
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Mon Jul 25, 2005 9:45 pm
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Save the conspiracy theories for the backalley. There as been a three way tie and Greyson is back to look into the matter. Go here for more on this burning issue.
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