Canonfire!

Sat Jul 16, 2022 9:17 pm So how would you pull a heist on Mordenkainen?

So! Asking for a friend! I, uh, my friend I mean, needs to get a team into Mordenkainen's inner sanctum without him knowing, lift a magical artifact that will, due to it's very nature, make him IMMEDIATELY aware that it has been deactivated, and get the team out safely WITH the artifact intact, AND prevent all immediate, short, and medium-term repercussions from Mordy. Anyone have any, uh. Advice, for this? Asking for a friend. Yea.

Sun Jul 17, 2022 4:34 am

You will need the following materials:

1. A dozen wish scrolls.
2. A miniature, peckish, tarrasque in stasis
3. A 10' pole
4. A troupe of 15 halfling trampolinists, fresh from performing at the Pickled Quails Egg Banquet at the University of Magical Arts; no gnomes!
5. A large empty sack
6. A license signed by Warner Brothers to conduct a "heist" adventure
7. A peevish, sardonic kobold with an inferiority complex
8. 50' of rope
9. Letters of transit signed by Maxime Weygand... they cannot be rescinded!
10. Iron rations

Sun Aug 14, 2022 3:40 pm

Very, very carefully.

Good luck!