Since Smedger is being so nice to me, since there's something of an oldtimer reunion going on and since I'm having a great time getting to know a bunch of folks who are new to me , I think I will revive a former practice. Technically, its called a filk.
Having really looked around Canonfire now for the first time, the place looks pretty good. Nice opening screen. Nice interior. But you need a theme song. I’ve taken the liberty. Something like this when you hit the opening screen. .
(To the tune of, Welcome to Jungle, Guns N Roses, Appetite for Destruction - with apologies to Axl Rose, the greatest frontman _ever_ (after Diamond Dave and your’s truly )
Welcome To The Dungeon
Welcome to the dungeon
Canon-fire fun n' games
We got everything you Hawk
In Greyhawk, we know the names
We are the people that can find
Whatever you may need
If you talk the Hawk, honey
We’ve got your disease
In the dungeon
Welcome to the dungeon
Canonfire’l bring you to your knees
You know we’re gonna please
Welcome to the dungeon
Its Greyhawk everyday
If you want it you're gonna bleed
But Grey’s th’ only price you’ll pay
And it’s a very sexy game
If you’re very hard to please
You can join Canon-fire
And you can join for free
In the Dungeon
Welcome to the Dungeon
Feed my, my, my, feed my neeeeed
I, I wanna hear you scream (GREYHAWK!)
Welcome to the dungeon
It gets better everyday
Ya learn ta post like a Greyhawk pro
Its Canonfire where we play
If you got a hunger for what you see
You'll contribute eventually
You can have all the Hawk you want
But you better not fake it with me
In the dungeon
Welcome to the dungeon
Greyhawk’l bring you to your knees
You know its gonna please
And once you're Grey you never
Ever want to slow down
You know where you are
You're in Greyhawk baby
Its never gonna die
In the dungeon
Welcome to the dungeon
Greyhawk’s gonna bring you to your knees
In the dungeon
Welcome to the dungeon
We’re gonna feed your, your
We’re gonna feed your neeeeeeed
NightScreed _________________ NightScreed
- There Can Be Only One
... _________________ In more modern times, only Delglath of Rinloru is known to have crafted any items from the stone of this atrocious place. Even masters of the dark arts such as Xaene and Karoolck would hesitate to follow.
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Canonfire! is a production of the Thursday Group in assocation with GREYtalk and Canonfire! Enterprises
since there's something of an oldtimer reunion going on 
and since I'm having a great time getting to know a bunch of folks who are new to me 
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