Sat May 19, 2007 9:39 pm
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Excellent article Mortellan! I'm diggin' the Baklunish folktale angle. It's the perfect combination of nice details to bring the item to life and enough leeway on the origin to let DM's adapt it to any nefarious related purposes they want to put it to, other than the inherent nefarious purposes of course.
Now inspired by Wolfsire's monkey's paw comment, a comical routine ripped off from the Simpsons -
Mysterious Merchant: Take this mundane blade with neither markings nor any remarkable craftsmanship, but beware, it carries a terrible curse!
Otto: Ooooh, that's bad.
Mysterious Merchant: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
Otto: Oh, that's good.
Mysterious Merchant: The Frogurt is also cursed!
Otto: Ewww, that's bad.
Mysterious Merchant: But you get your choice of topping!
Otto: Whew! That's good.
Mysterious Merchant: But your choice of toppings are coffee beans either from the Baklunish west or Hepmonaland.
Otto: Wait, what?
Moquol: Heretic! Coffee beans come from the Baklunish west!
Tezcatlipoca: Unwashed heathen! Coffee beans come from Hepmonaland!
Otto: Is this the curse part?
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